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I SPeNT THE LAST THRHEE MINTUES LAUGHING MY ASS OFF BECUASE I THOUGHT HTOSE WERE FUCKIGN LEGs
If you ever feel like you’re a bad driver remember that in the entire state of Ohio in 1895 there were only two cars on the road and the drivers of those two cars crashed into each other
I won with a full house!
my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”